Fwd: Re: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Presidential Lie Contest

Published Date Author: , March 2nd, 2015

*Famous Presidential Lies Contest* *LBJ:* * We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin) *Nixon:* * I am not a crook *GHW Bush:* * Read my lips – No New Taxes *Clinton:* * I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski *GW Bush:* * Iraq has weapons of mass destruction *Obama:* * I will have the most transparent administration in history. * The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. * I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. * The IRS is not targeting anyone. * It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. * I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”. * You didn’t build that! * I will restore trust in Government. * The Cambridge cops acted stupidly. * The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk * It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line. * Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. * We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest. * I am not spying on American citizens. * Obama Care will be good for America. * You can keep your family doctor. * Premiums will be lowered by $2500. * If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. * It’s just like shopping at Amazon. * I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels. * I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups. * I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi. * I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. * And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him. * If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act. * If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term. * I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term. * I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries. And the biggest one of all: * “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.” *I believe we have a winner*

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