Fw: Fwd: Irony

Published Date Author: , March 3rd, 2014

*Lessons on irony* >>> >>> These three statements tell you a lot about our >>> government and our culture: >>> 1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the >>> actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to >>> judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few >>> lunatics. Funny how that works. >>> >>> And another statement for consideration: >>> 2. We constantly hear about how Social Security is >>> going to run out of money. How come we never hear about >>> welfare running out of money? >>> What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their >>> money, >>> but the second didn’t. >>> >>> Finally… >>> 3. The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. >>> Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing >>> this year the greatest amount of free meals and food >>> stamps ever – to 47 million people — as of the most >>> recent figures available in 2013. >>> Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by >>> the U.S. Department of the Interior, tells us: “Please >>> Do Not Feed the Animals.” The stated reason for this >>> policy is because“The animals will grow dependent on >>> handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.” >>> >>> Thus ends today’s lesson on irony.

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