guns and spoons

Published Date Author: , December 8th, 2013

*Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I left **5**shells next to it, then left it alone and went about my business.* *While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.* *After a few hours, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.* *In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.* *Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.* *Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.* ____________________________________________________________ *Do THIS before eating carbs (every time)* 1 EASY tip to increase fat-burning, lower blood sugar & decrease fat storage


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