[scary] building permit for a new house
Tim Benedict, January 19th, 2012 I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it slime green with pink trim.
The City Council told me, “Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It’s the Government I’m afraid of…
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