[scary] building permit for a new house

Published Date Author: , January 19th, 2012

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I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it slime green with pink trim.

The City Council told me, “Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It’s the Government I’m afraid of…

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