Five Rules for the New Year

Published Date Author: , January 4th, 2012

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER FOR THE NEW YEAR:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they’ll remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Stay healthy and happy — and Happy New Year !

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