Published Date Author: , January 10th, 2012

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> > Little kids have such a wonderful perspective of things. This is > priceless.. > > Want to know what’s in store for you and how you will be perceived? > > RETARDED GRANDPARENTS > (this was actually reported by a teacher) > > After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they > spent their holiday away from school. > > One child wrote the following: > > We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. > > They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and > they > moved to a nice place where everyone lives in nice little houses, and > so > they don’t have to mow the grass anymore! > > They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags > because they don’t know who they are anymore. > > They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it > fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they > don’t > do them very well. > > There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with > hats on. > At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in > it. > He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, > and go cruising in their golf carts! > Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. > And, they eat the same thing every night — early birds. > > Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the doll house. > The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot > luck. > > My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment > and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. > > When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. > Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. > > > PRICELESS! > > Remember to send this to all your “retarded grandparent” friends and > give > them a laugh too!!


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