[politlcal] SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS . .

Published Date Author: , December 12th, 2011

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SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS . .

In Mason, Texas, where there is a large German speaking population a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: ‘Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben da reingeschissen.’ (Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have been in it.’)

The man shouted back: ‘I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.’

The farmer replied: ‘Use two hands, you’ll get more water.’

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