[funny] The Dead Horse Theory

Published Date Author: , October 20th, 2011

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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians (passed on from generation to generation) says that:

“When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.”

However, in our government, education, and here in corporate America, more advanced strategies are being often employed now by our current administration, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and / or training to increase dead horse’s performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

and of course:

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position if the horse agree to become a stateist or a card carrying communist.

Last but not least! Round up, shoot and sell all complaining useless capitalistic half of not totally dead horses, have their remains ground up into horse meat, sell it to a McDonalds hamburger factory at a large profit while continuing to encouraging the importing of lots of new alien horses from all other countries offering them all kinds of benefits to come here, then tax and work them to death for little or no pay, ride them into the ground like has been done with past generations of dead horses who already died, and then sell the remains to be ground up to McDonalds hamburger factory again, ad infinitum !- Keep up the Good Work! Good Plan !!! This process might even give a whole new meaning to concept of Soylent Green and it could certainly promote the advance of Mad Cow (or Horse?) Disease!

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