[funny} PERKS OF AGING...........

Published Date Author: , October 3rd, 2011

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PERKS OF AGING………..Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you, too.

Don’t laugh….It is all true!

Perks of reaching 55 or 60

And heading towards 70 or beyond!

1.

Kidnappers

are not very interested in you.

2.

In a hostage situation

you are likely to be released first.

3.

No one expects you to run

anywhere.

4.

People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,

‘Did I wake you?’

5.

People no longer view you as a

hypochondriac.

6.

There is nothing left

to learn the hard way.

7.

Things you buy now

won’t wear out.

8.

You can eat supper

at 4 PM.

9.

You can live without sex

but not your glasses.

10.

You get into heated arguments

about pension plans.

11.

You no longer think of speed limits

as a challenge.

12.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in

no matter who walks into the room.

13.

You sing along with

elevator music.

14.

Your eyes won’t get

much worse.

15.

Your investment in health insurance

is finally beginning to pay off.

16.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists

than the national weather service.

17.

Your secrets are safe with your friends

because they can’t remember them either.

18.

Your supply of brain cells

is finally down to a manageable size.

19.

You can’t remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

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