Kentucky Firewood

Published Date Author: , February 2nd, 2011

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“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” > “Yes,. What can I do for you?” > > “I’m calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding > marijuana inside his firewood!” > “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” > The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. > They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open > every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. > > The phone rings at Virgil’s house. “Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. > Did the Sheriff come?” > > “Yeah!” > > “Did they chop your firewood?” > > “Yep.” > “Happy Birthday, buddy!” (Who says rednecks aren’t real bright!) 8-)

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