FOR SENIORS – A BIT OF HUMOR?

Published Date Author: , January 18th, 2011

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“SENIORS GETTING MARRIED”

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?” Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?” Pharmacist: “All kinds ”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?” Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about suppositories?” Pharmacist: “You bet!”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?” Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?” Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?” Pharmacist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?” Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes..”

Jacob: “Adult diapers?” Pharmacist: “Sure..”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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