NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION (via postie)

Published Date Author: , March 11th, 2010

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Can someone please get this forwarded to Obama????

> NEW > PREAMBLE TO THE > CONSTITUTION

> This is probably the best e-mail I’ve seen in a long, long time. > The following has been attributed to State Representative > Mitchell Kaye from GA.. This guy or whomever wrote > it should run for President one > day… > > “We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to > help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, > avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive > behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to > ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby > try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense > guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, > delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. > We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot > of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim > they require a Bill of > NON-Rights.”

> ARTICLE > I: > You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, > or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can > legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing > anything. > > ARTICLE > II: > You do not have the right to never be offended. This > country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for > everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the > channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is > full of idiots, and probably always will > be. > > ARTICLE > III: > You do not have the right to be free from harm.. > If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be > more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer > to make you and all your relatives independently > wealthy. > > ARTICLE > IV: > You do not have the right to free food and housing. > Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and > will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing > weary of subsidizing generation after generation of > professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than > the creation of another generation of professional couch > potatoes . > > ARTICLE > V: > You do not have the right to free health care. That would be > nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just > not interested in public health care. > > ARTICLE > VI: > You do not have the right to physically harm other people. > If you kidnap, rape, > intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be > surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the > electric chair.. > > ARTICLE > VII: > You do not have the right to the possessions of > others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or > services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the > rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where > you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV > or a life of leisure. > > ARTICLE > VIII: > You do not have the right to a job. All of us > sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you > along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of > the opportunities of education and vocational training laid > before you to make yourself useful. > (AMEN!) > > ARTICLE > IX: > You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American > means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by > the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over > abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were > confused by the Bill of Rights. > > ARTICLE > X: > This is an English speaking country. We don’t care > where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go > back to wherever you came from! > (Lastly….) > > ARTICLE > XI: > > You do not have the right to change our country’s history or > heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true > God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any > religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of > persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our > heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, > TOUGH! > > If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don’t have to, > and nothing tragic will befall you if you don’t. I just > think it’s about time common sense is allowed to > flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak > out because if you do not, who will? > > Need a job? Find > employment help in your area.

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