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Monkey see, monkey do!
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes the attempt with same result, all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another Monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs.
To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the snot out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.
Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked.
Most of the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs OR even why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Finally, after replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.
Why not?
Because as far as they know, that is the way it has always been done around here.
And that, my fellow monkeys, is how our political system operates – And precisely why we need to replace ALL of the original monkeys this November.
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Pamela Geller and CNN
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 In the first half of this clip, you get Pamela Geller offering an articulate defense of her opposition to the Ground Zero mosque. In the second half, you get a democrat saying over and over that Obama supports the construction of the mosque on Constitutional grounds. Anytime you get a democrat defending the constitution on a national stage, you know he’s grasping at straws.
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THREE PRICELESS PHOTOS
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 
PRICELESS PHOTOS
Ah yes didn’t the herd do a swell job on Nov 8th 2008? Gee let me see, you hated Bush so much you acted like a bunch of snot nose brats and voted for your party verses the country. And now look at our country! Do you feel safer? How’s your stocks doing after the Barney Frank debacle? Ah yes so easy to blame Bush when you are irresponsible and in denial.
THREE PRICELESS PHOTOS
Sign at Hutchinson , KS , 35 miles SE of Wichita
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
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A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 > PEOPLE ASK WHY? > Why I Might Carry a Gun > My old grandpa said to me ‘Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he > stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes > too old to take an ass whoopin.’ > > I don’t carry a gun to kill people. > I carry a gun to keep from being killed. > > I don’t carry a gun to scare people. > I carry a gun because sometimes this world can > be a scary place. > > I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid. > I carry a gun because there are real > threats in the world.. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. > I carry a gun because I have lived long enough > to see the evil in the world. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I > understand the limitations of government.. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry. > I carry a gun so that I don’t have to spend the > rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I > want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere > tomorrow afternoon. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I’m a cowboy. > I carry a gun because, when I die and go to > heaven, I want to be a cowboy. > > > I don’t carry a gun to make me feel like a man. > I carry a gun because men know how to take care > of themselves and the ones they love. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. > I carry a gun because unarmed and facing > three armed thugs, I am inadequate. > > > I don’t carry a gun because I love it. > I carry a gun because I love life and the > people who make it meaningful to me. > > > Police protection is an oxymoron. > Free citizens must protect themselves. > Police do not protect you from crime, they > usually just investigate the crime after it > happens and then call someone in to > clean up the mess. > Personally, I carry a gun because I’m too young > to die and too old to take an ass whoopin’….. > (Author unknown – but obviously brilliant) > > > ************************* > A LITTLE GUN HISTORY > > In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 > million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and > exterminated. > > —————————— > In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917,1.5 million > Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > > —————————— > > Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of13 > million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves > were rounded up and exterminated. > —————————— > China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political > dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated > > —————————— > Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan > Indians, unable to > defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > —- ————- ————- > Uganda established gun control in 1970. From > 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to > defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > —————————— > Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million > educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > > —————————– > Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated > in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million. > —————————— > You won’t see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians > disseminating this information. > > > Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, > gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens. > > > Take note my fellow Americans, before it’s too late! > The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them of this > history lesson. > > > With guns, we are ‘citizens’. > Without them, we are ’subjects’. > > During WWII the Japanese decided not to invade > Mainland America because they knew most > Americans were ARMED! > > If you value your freedom, please spread this anti > gun control message to all of your friends. > > The purpose of fighting is to win. > There is no possible victory in defense. > The sword is more important than the shield, > and skill is more important than either. > The final weapon is the brain. > All else is supplemental. > > SWITZERLAND ISSUES EVERY HOUSEHOLD A GUN! SWITZERLAND ‘S GOVERNMENT TRAINS EVERY > ADULT THEY ISSUE A RIFLE. > SWITZERLAND HAS THE LOWEST GUN RELATED CRIME RATE OF ANY CIVILIZED COUNTRY IN > THE WORLD!!! > > > IT’S A NO BRAINER! > DON’T LET OUR GOVERNMENT WASTE MILLIONS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE > ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS > AN EASY TARGET. > > > I’m a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment! > If you are too, please forward.
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there’s a reason they want to building the mosque at Ground Zero
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 The Islamic group behind the Ground Zero mosque have no interest in building their gymnasium and tanning parlor anywhere other that next to Ground Zero. They want to humiliate the U.S. while sending a message to the entire Muslim world – America has been claimed for Allah.
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[political] ZAKAT-Muslim
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 ok, this is downright scary….- tim
This video is only 77 seconds long.
Watch it. It asks an important question — one that we all should be asking our President.
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[political] an update regarding recent murders by the religion of peace
TinyTimbly, August 19th, 2010 The taliban murderers spared the driver because he was muslim. No religious bias there. Oh, do you know that Obama wants to ally with the taliban now to insure peace in Afghanistan? What a fool.
Matt Manos
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” Samuel Adams
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