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Hillary and The Law

Author: , September 11th, 2016

Word for word from the Cornell Law Library Former United States Attorney General Michael Mukasey tells MSNBC that not only is Hillary Clinton’s private email server illegal, it “disqualifies” her from holding any federal office. Very specifically points to one federal law, Title 18. Section 2071. For those of us who do not have United States Code committed to memory, here’s what it says: “(a) Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both. (b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term “office” does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.” Yes, it explicitly states “shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.” Shouldn’t voters know that? The media won’t tell them. So it’s up to us. Can you help hold Hillary accountable? Pass this on, please.

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Something to think about.

Author: , September 4th, 2016

Democrats and Republicans different only in name. We read all the jokes and forward the good ones but I just wonder who will pass this on. How about you sending it on and back to me if you have enough chutzpah to do so, and I wonder just how many I will get back. Someone please tell me what in the world is wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!! Both Democrats and Republicans say we are broke, and can’t help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, homeless and Etc.????? But over the last several years they have provided direct cash aid to, Hamas $350m, Libya $1,45B, Egypt $397M, Mexico $622 M, Russia $380M, Haiti $1.4M, Jordan ,$463M, Kenya, $816M, Sudan $870m, Nigeria $456M, Uganda $451M, Congo $359M, Ethiopia $981M, Pakistan $2B, South African $566M, Senegal $698M,Mozambique $404M, Zambia 331 M, Kazakhstan $304 M, Iraq $1.08B, Tanzania 554M, (to name just a few) With literally Billions of Dollars and those people still hate us!!!! But on the other hand our retired seniors living on a fixed income Receive no aid , Nor do they get any breaks with our government. Religious organizations will pour Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$$ and Tons of food to Foreign Countries. Some one needs to explain to them that Charity begins at HOME. Another atrocity, we have Hundreds of adoptable American Children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoptions of Foreign Orphans. America, a country where we have countless homeless without shelter, Children going to bed hungry, elderly going without needed medication and the mentally ill without treatment etc. Yet they will have a Benefit show for the people of Haiti on 12 TV Stations. Ships and Planes lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, Doctors and medical supplies. Now just imagine if Our own Government gave us the same support they give to foreign countries. One of the things at the top of Trump’s list. They’re scared silly of him and worried their gravy train will be gone if they allow him to be elected. I’m not a fan of his mouth but his opponents, already part of the problem, haven’t done anything about it and won’t. Sad isn’t it… 99% of the people won’t have the chutzpah to forward this. Well I am one of the 1% who just did.

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Fwd: Two good stories- (and both true)

Author: , August 26th, 2016

Did you know this story?…… */STORY NUMBER ONE/* Many Years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn’t famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed “Easy Eddie.” He was Capone’s lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie’s skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time. To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well.. Not only was the money big, but Eddie got special dividends, as well. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him. Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothes, cars, and a good education. Nothing was withheld. Price was no object. And, despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried to teach him right from wrong. Eddie wanted his son to be a better man than he was. Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things he couldn’t give his son; he couldn’t pass on a good name or a good example. One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Easy Eddie wanted to rectify wrongs he had done. He decided he would go to the authorities and tell the truth about Al “Scarface” Capone, clean up his tarnished name, and offer his son some resemblance of integrity. To do this, he would have to testify against The Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great. So, he testified. Within the year, Easy Eddie’s life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a lonely Chicago Street. But in his eyes, he had given his son the greatest gift he had to offer, at the greatest price he could ever pay.. Police removed from his pockets a rosary, a crucifix, a religious medallion, and a poem clipped from a magazine. The poem read: “The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop, at late or early hour. Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still.” / /*/STORY NUMBER TWO/* *World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O’Hare.* *He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific.* *One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank.* *He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship.* *His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly, he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet.* *As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold; a squadron of Japanese aircraft was speeding its way toward the American-fleet.* *The American fighters were gone on a sortie, and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn’t reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger. There was only one thing to do. He must somehow divert them from the fleet.* *Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove into the formation of Japanese planes. Wing-mounted 50 caliber’s blazed as he charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another. Butch wove in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many planes as possible until all his ammunition was finally spent.* *Undaunted, he continued the assault. He dove at the planes, trying to clip a wing or tail in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as possible, rendering them unfit to fly.* *Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another direction.* *Deeply relieved, Butch O’Hare and his tattered fighter limped back to the carrier..* *Upon arrival, he reported in and related the event surrounding his return.. The film from the gun-camera mounted on his plane told the tale. It showed the extent of Butch’s daring attempt to protect his fleet. He had, in fact, destroyed five enemy aircraft. This took place on February 20, 1942, and for that action Butch became the Navy’s first Ace of W.W.II, and the first Naval Aviator to win the Medal of Honor.* *A Year later Butch was killed in aerial combat at the age of 29. His hometown would not allow the memory of this WW II hero to fade, and today, O’Hare airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of this great man.* *So, the next time you find yourself at O’Hare International, give some thought to visiting Butch’s memorial displaying his statue and his Medal of Honor. It’s located between Terminals 1 and 2.* */SO WHAT DO THESE TWO STORIES HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?/* *Butch O’Hare was “Easy Eddie’s”son.* *(Pretty cool, eh!)*

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KILLARY” CLINTON’S CHARITIES (FOUNDATIONS…..)

Author: , August 16th, 2016

>> What was Mr. Kahn’s true reason for his speech? >> His son died 12 years ago in a war Mr. Trump did not agree with – but >> KILLERY did. >> Could the CLINTON Foundation have anything to do with his speaking at >> the DNC? >> Khizr Muazzam Khan graduated from Punjab University Law College, the >> New York Times says, and he specialized in International Trade Law in >> Saudi Arabia. >> An interest lawyer for Islamic oil companies, Khan wrote a paper >> called ‘In Defense of OPEC’ to defend the Organization of the >> Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC), an intergovernmental oil >> company consisting of mainly Islamic countries. >> Khan is a promoter of Islamic Sharia Law. Khan is also co-founder of >> the Journal of Contemporary Issues in Muslim Law (Islamic Sharia). >> “The law firm (Hogan & Hartson and Lovells) for which Mr. Kahn >> worked, just COINCIDENTALLY is also the law firm for the Royal Court >> of Saudi Arabia, the tax lawyers for Bill & Hillary Clinton (and the >> Clinton Foundation), and also where Loretta Lynch worked. >> In addition, they also represent a small tech firm in Denver, CO. >> (yes, the same little firm that “managed” Hillary’s private server). >> The COLLUSION AND CORRUPTION RUNS DEEPER THAN IMAGINABLE, my >> friends!!! No wonder the media is falling all over itself to defend >> this man. >> *NOW YOU KNOW WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS GOING AND WHY THE PRESS DEFENDS >> MR. KAHN SO MUCH !!! ALL THE MONEY GOES TO “K”ILLARY CLINTON’S >> CHARITES (FOUNDATIONS…..)*

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Fwd: Tongue in cheek, I hope.

Author: , August 15th, 2016

Here’s a very scary thought… I had to take my vehicle to the mechanic the other day for service. The Service Manager, Pete, gave me a ride home and on the way he told me his theory about the upcoming election and the next four years of U.S. government. At first I thought it a bit far fetched. But as I listened to him it began to make sense, scary sense… “I believe that Hillary Clinton will win the election in November,” Pete began. “Then, sometime between November and January, Hillary will be indicted. The IRS is now investigating the Clinton Foundation and the whole e-mail thing isn’t over yet.” “Once under indictment she won’t be able to assume the Office of the President in January. Tim Kaine, who will not actually be the Vice President because neither he nor Hillary have been inaugurated, cannot assume the Presidency.” “The Speaker of the House can’t move up to it because there is already a sitting President and Vice President. So President Obama, in an Executive Order citing “emergency situation,” gives himself another four years in office is the only way possible.” Pete believes Obama has been planning this for a while now, knowing he has enough on Hillary to indict her. Had the Attorney General indicted her based on evidence from the FBI this plan wouldn’t have worked because the DNC would have quickly come up with another candidate. If you think about it, it’s not that outrageous. Many people on the left, including the President, want Obama to stay another four years. The law prohibits him from being re-elected so the only way he can do it is by declaring martial law and suspending the election (which would be a very negative thing for the country) or to declare himself still President because the elected candidate cannot assume her duties. The latter makes more sense and is actually more feasible. And since it’s never been done before, it would set a precedent that would be difficult to challenge. Of course, if Trump wins the election none of this is going to happen. But what if Pete is correct? Four more years of Obama and a mostly useless Republican House and Senate would give Obama the time he needs to continue destroying and changing the country to fit his stated goals. I thanked Pete for the ride home – and for messing up my day. Now I’ve got more things to worry about!

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