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Fwd: Two good stories- (and both true)

Author: , August 26th, 2016

Did you know this story?…… */STORY NUMBER ONE/* Many Years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn’t famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed “Easy Eddie.” He was Capone’s lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie’s skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time. To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well.. Not only was the money big, but Eddie got special dividends, as well. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him. Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothes, cars, and a good education. Nothing was withheld. Price was no object. And, despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried to teach him right from wrong. Eddie wanted his son to be a better man than he was. Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things he couldn’t give his son; he couldn’t pass on a good name or a good example. One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Easy Eddie wanted to rectify wrongs he had done. He decided he would go to the authorities and tell the truth about Al “Scarface” Capone, clean up his tarnished name, and offer his son some resemblance of integrity. To do this, he would have to testify against The Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great. So, he testified. Within the year, Easy Eddie’s life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a lonely Chicago Street. But in his eyes, he had given his son the greatest gift he had to offer, at the greatest price he could ever pay.. Police removed from his pockets a rosary, a crucifix, a religious medallion, and a poem clipped from a magazine. The poem read: “The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop, at late or early hour. Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still.” / /*/STORY NUMBER TWO/* *World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O’Hare.* *He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific.* *One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank.* *He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship.* *His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly, he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet.* *As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold; a squadron of Japanese aircraft was speeding its way toward the American-fleet.* *The American fighters were gone on a sortie, and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn’t reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger. There was only one thing to do. He must somehow divert them from the fleet.* *Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove into the formation of Japanese planes. Wing-mounted 50 caliber’s blazed as he charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another. Butch wove in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many planes as possible until all his ammunition was finally spent.* *Undaunted, he continued the assault. He dove at the planes, trying to clip a wing or tail in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as possible, rendering them unfit to fly.* *Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another direction.* *Deeply relieved, Butch O’Hare and his tattered fighter limped back to the carrier..* *Upon arrival, he reported in and related the event surrounding his return.. The film from the gun-camera mounted on his plane told the tale. It showed the extent of Butch’s daring attempt to protect his fleet. He had, in fact, destroyed five enemy aircraft. This took place on February 20, 1942, and for that action Butch became the Navy’s first Ace of W.W.II, and the first Naval Aviator to win the Medal of Honor.* *A Year later Butch was killed in aerial combat at the age of 29. His hometown would not allow the memory of this WW II hero to fade, and today, O’Hare airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of this great man.* *So, the next time you find yourself at O’Hare International, give some thought to visiting Butch’s memorial displaying his statue and his Medal of Honor. It’s located between Terminals 1 and 2.* */SO WHAT DO THESE TWO STORIES HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?/* *Butch O’Hare was “Easy Eddie’s”son.* *(Pretty cool, eh!)*



Author: , August 16th, 2016

>> What was Mr. Kahn’s true reason for his speech? >> His son died 12 years ago in a war Mr. Trump did not agree with – but >> KILLERY did. >> Could the CLINTON Foundation have anything to do with his speaking at >> the DNC? >> Khizr Muazzam Khan graduated from Punjab University Law College, the >> New York Times says, and he specialized in International Trade Law in >> Saudi Arabia. >> An interest lawyer for Islamic oil companies, Khan wrote a paper >> called ‘In Defense of OPEC’ to defend the Organization of the >> Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC), an intergovernmental oil >> company consisting of mainly Islamic countries. >> Khan is a promoter of Islamic Sharia Law. Khan is also co-founder of >> the Journal of Contemporary Issues in Muslim Law (Islamic Sharia). >> “The law firm (Hogan & Hartson and Lovells) for which Mr. Kahn >> worked, just COINCIDENTALLY is also the law firm for the Royal Court >> of Saudi Arabia, the tax lawyers for Bill & Hillary Clinton (and the >> Clinton Foundation), and also where Loretta Lynch worked. >> In addition, they also represent a small tech firm in Denver, CO. >> (yes, the same little firm that “managed” Hillary’s private server). >> The COLLUSION AND CORRUPTION RUNS DEEPER THAN IMAGINABLE, my >> friends!!! No wonder the media is falling all over itself to defend >> this man. >> *NOW YOU KNOW WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS GOING AND WHY THE PRESS DEFENDS >> MR. KAHN SO MUCH !!! ALL THE MONEY GOES TO “K”ILLARY CLINTON’S >> CHARITES (FOUNDATIONS…..)*


Fwd: Tongue in cheek, I hope.

Author: , August 15th, 2016

Here’s a very scary thought… I had to take my vehicle to the mechanic the other day for service. The Service Manager, Pete, gave me a ride home and on the way he told me his theory about the upcoming election and the next four years of U.S. government. At first I thought it a bit far fetched. But as I listened to him it began to make sense, scary sense… “I believe that Hillary Clinton will win the election in November,” Pete began. “Then, sometime between November and January, Hillary will be indicted. The IRS is now investigating the Clinton Foundation and the whole e-mail thing isn’t over yet.” “Once under indictment she won’t be able to assume the Office of the President in January. Tim Kaine, who will not actually be the Vice President because neither he nor Hillary have been inaugurated, cannot assume the Presidency.” “The Speaker of the House can’t move up to it because there is already a sitting President and Vice President. So President Obama, in an Executive Order citing “emergency situation,” gives himself another four years in office is the only way possible.” Pete believes Obama has been planning this for a while now, knowing he has enough on Hillary to indict her. Had the Attorney General indicted her based on evidence from the FBI this plan wouldn’t have worked because the DNC would have quickly come up with another candidate. If you think about it, it’s not that outrageous. Many people on the left, including the President, want Obama to stay another four years. The law prohibits him from being re-elected so the only way he can do it is by declaring martial law and suspending the election (which would be a very negative thing for the country) or to declare himself still President because the elected candidate cannot assume her duties. The latter makes more sense and is actually more feasible. And since it’s never been done before, it would set a precedent that would be difficult to challenge. Of course, if Trump wins the election none of this is going to happen. But what if Pete is correct? Four more years of Obama and a mostly useless Republican House and Senate would give Obama the time he needs to continue destroying and changing the country to fit his stated goals. I thanked Pete for the ride home – and for messing up my day. Now I’ve got more things to worry about!


U N B E L I E V A B L E ! !

Author: , August 14th, 2016

*How they vote in the United Nations: * *Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records:* *Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time.* *Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time.* *Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time.* *United Arab Emirates votes against the United States 70% of the time.* *Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time.* *Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time.* *Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time.* *Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time.* *Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time.* *Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time.* *Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time.* *Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time.* *Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time.* *Egypt votes against the United States 79% of the time.* *Lebanon votes against the United States 80 % of the time.* *India votes against the United States 81% of the time.* *Syria votes against the United States 84% of the time.* *Mauritania votes against the United States 87% of the time.//* */U S Foreign Aid to those who hate us:/* *Egypt,****for example, after voting 79% of the time against the United States,**still receives**$2,000,000,000 annually**US Foreign Aid.* *Jordan****votes 71% against the United States and receives**$****192,814,000 annually**in US Foreign Aid.* *Pakistan****votes 75% against the United States receives******$****6,721,000,000****annually in US Foreign Aid.* *India****votes 81% against the United States****receives**$143,699,000****annually in US Foreign Aid.* *WHY? WHO STARTED THIS AND WHY?* *THEY ACTUALLY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS THEM !.* *Perhaps it’s time to get out of the UN and give the tax savings back to the American workers who are having to skimp and sacrifice to pay the taxes.*** *Pass this along to every taxpaying citizen you know, party lines are irrelevant!*


Response to Gold Star father and mother by another Gold Star mother. Spot on!!!! Pass this on.

Author: , August 5th, 2016

Written by another Gold Star Mother to the Mr. Khan. This nails it! “To the Muslim Gold Star father that spoke at the DNC…..I have some thoughts on your comments. I am a Blue Star mother. My deepest condolences on the loss of your son. No family should have to endure such a loss. That being said….while your son is a hero, you Sir, are NOT. My son has served three tours of combat in the countries you and your family came from. Iraq and Afghanistan were his introduction to adulthood and service to something bigger than our individual selves. He was blown up by an IED set by your countrymen. His Purple Heart is a testament to his love of America and our freedoms. I have suffered through his multiple combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan….never knowing from moment to moment if he would return home in a flag draped coffin. It is torture when a mother wakes up to this day after day and sees the atrocities happening over there on the news and being helpless to change a thing. My comments to you will probably offend you. I do not apologize. These things need to be said. Unlike you, I could NEVER use my son’s death as a pawn piece in support of a woman that left “America’s treasure” (Hillarys words) to die unaided in Benghazi. The same woman that says vile things to her military details there to protect her. You, Sir, are supposed to be a witness to your son’s bravery and sacrifice. Instead you stood on a stage and promoted the woman that upholds the very people that killed your son. You became a political PAWN that promotes pandering to our enemy. You desecrated your son’s memory by your words. You did not utter one word of outrage at anyone but Donald Trump. Are you forgetting that Trump did not kill your son. He had nothing whatsoever to do with these wars. His memory should mean more to you than five minutes of fame on the stage of the party that voted to send your son to war. The same party that for eight years has denied and cheated our veterans out of their deserved medical care. Who for the last three years has cut our veterans pay. Of note…your wife stood SILENT. She stood with her head covered, never uttering a word about her loss. She submitted to you being her voice in front of the country. She abdicated her free voice to you…..as would any good Sharia wife and mother. Let me say, this was not lost on the other American military moms….myself included. Had it been my son being “used” as a political PROP, no one could have silenced me. I would be voicing my grief, my pride, my love of him to the world. A man cannot speak to a mothers loss. No man knows her heart at the loss of a child. She did her heroic son a disservice by her silence. She should have uncovered her head and her heart to be the American mother you claim. And last if all….you dared to flash your picket Constitution and ask if Trump has read it. I dare to ask you, Sir….HAVE YOU READ IT? If you say yes, then I dare ask you HOW you could represent that party? HOW can you support this woman? How can you affiliate your family with a party and candidate that cannot even call the radicals that killed your son what they are? How can you support a current administration that diminishes your son’s death by denying he had an enemy? And if you have read our Constitution, how could you cover your soulmate in colorful submissive sheets and have the audacity to speak FOR her? Your son died for that Constitution you so carelessly waved around on national TV in support of the very party that exists to destroy it. As a soldier’s mother….NO ONE could ever speak for me. I find your outrage artificial. I find your party affiliation offensive. I find your wife’s silence atrocious and offensive. I find YOU a political FOOL. I find your son to have been your greatest accomplishment, and you, Sir, have dishonored him. I hope you memorize that picket constitution so you will understand what it means to be a REAL American and hero. You are not one. You were USED. Your son WOULD NOT be proud of you. My only hope is that when MY son goes a fourth time to combat radical Islamic terrorist’s, ( and he WILL) he will know that his mother never stood submissively SILENT about an American hero. Yes, your son was a hero that could not be manipulated but, you, Sir, are a weak minded FOOL. I would love to hear your thoughts this morning about the 1500 American soldiers on the air base in Turkey being held as basic hostages as I type. Not a word from this president or party you adore…or the media that so thoroughly manipulated and used you and your wife. So…what say you Sir??? What will you say to a Blue and Gold Star family if these heroes die? In my opinion, you will say NOTHING.”