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Alleluia Joke

Author: , October 21st, 2016

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.” The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,”Hey there honey! How’s about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!” He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. “On my bill,” he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me……. I’m on disability.” For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary. For Those Who Do Not Understand, no explanation is possible.


Please read the whole thing and pass it on (muslim profiling)

Author: , October 19th, 2016

Ask any person (not your child between the ages of 18 and 25) if they ever heard of the Nuremberg Trials. 1 in 13 might say they have but will not be able to tell you “what” was on trial (not who). Stupid is as stupid does… The war started in the 7th century and lasted through the 17th century. I contend it never stopped — but historically the facts shown below are correct. This is why I choke when I hear someone say we will defeat or contain these Islamic terrorists in a few years or even 30 years as recently stated by Leon Panetta. If the latest batch of murders, beheadings, and killing of innocent Christians has shocked you, maybe you should read this compilation of historical facts about the hatred of Muslims. WE, THE STUPID: This is factually (and historically) correct and verifiable: In 732 A.D. the Muslim Army, which was moving on Paris, was defeated and turned back at Tours, France, by Charles Martell. In 1571 A.D. the Muslim Army/Navy was defeated by the Italians and Austrians as they tried to cross the Mediterranean to attack southern Europe in the Battle of Lepanto. In 1683 A.D. the Turkish Muslim Army, attacking Eastern Europe, was finally defeated in the Battle of Vienna by German and Polish Christian Armies. This crap has been going on for 1,400 years and half of the politicians don’t even know it. If these battles had not been won, we might be speaking Arabic and Christianity could be non-existent; Judaism certainly would not exist. Reflecting: A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment and reflect back. These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Now, do you remember these references? It has been 48 years since 1968 and this just keeps going on and on. 1. In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male. 2. In 1972, at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim males. 3. In 1972, a Pan Am 747 was hijacked and eventually diverted to Cairo where a fuse was lit on final approach. Shortly after landing it was blown up by Muslim males. 4. In 1973, a Pan Am 707 was destroyed in Rome, with 33 people killed, when it was attacked with grenades by Muslim males. 5. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim males. 6. During the 1980′s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim males. 7. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim males. 8. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim males. 9. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim males. 10. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim males. 11. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim males. 12. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim males. 13. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by 19 Muslim males. 14. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim males. 15. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and beheaded by – you guessed it – a Muslim male. (Plus two other American journalists who were subsequently beheaded). 16. In 2013, the Boston Marathon Bombing resulted in 4 Innocent people, (including a child) being killed and 264 people injured by Muslim males. No Mr. Obama, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. So, ask yourself “Just how stupid are we???” Absolutely No Profiling! TheTSA must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the Obama’s security detail, 85-year-old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former South Dakota Governor Joe Foss, BUT……..leave Muslim Males alone lest we be guilty of profiling. Ask yourself, “Just how stupid are we?” Have the American people completely lost their minds or just their Power of Reason? Today, with the willing assistance of the United Nations, every state in America is being “seeded” by new Muslim males from Syria, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Malaysia, several countries in the African continent, and wherever they can be found – all in name of “refugee resettlement”. This might be the only time in world history when a country has IMPORTED a military force who are dedicated to its overthrow! The definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.” Let ‘s send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Allreds and other stupid attorneys, along with Federal Justices, that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves — if they have any such sense. Each opportunity that you have to send this to a friend or media outlet… Do It! THE ALTERNATIVE IS TO JUST SIT BACK, KEEP GRIPING, AND DO NOTHING. As Mr. OBAMA SAID IN HIS BOOK, NOTHING SOUNDS SO BEAUTIFUL AS THE MUSLIM EVENING PRAYERS FROM THE TOWER. WAKE UP AMERICA!—and anyone else reading this!


New Social Security Checks, comment

Author: , October 11th, 2016

*Now this really hits a nerve with me!!! * *The name “FEDERAL BENEFIT PAYMENT” is new to me. It had been “ENTITLEMENT”. The new name makes it worst. The SOCIALISTS are at work. It should be called “SOCIAL SECURITY ANNUITY” as it was initially established in 1937. Starting w/LBJ, presidents and congress’ of both parties have literary ROBBED the American people of their old age pension.* *The real reason for renaming our Social Security payments is so Obama can claim that all those social security recipients are receiving entitlements thus putting them in the same case as welfare, food stamp recipients. He can claim that ALL these people are being helped by his benevolence. *** *THIS IS WORTH THE FEW MINUTES IT TAKES TO READ AND DIGEST!* *F.Y.I. By changing the name of SS contributions it gives them a means to refute this program in the future. It’s free money for the government to spend under this guise.* *It is really sad to think that most people will just roll over and accept this as if there is nothing that can be done, but maybe there is if we make a little noise about our displeasure with what they have done to today’s retirees. I will pass this on!!!!!* *The Social Security check is now (or soon will be) referred to as a *Federal Benefit Payment*?* *I’ll be part of the one percent to forward this. I am forwarding it because it touches a nerve in me, and I hope it will in you. *** *Please keep passing it on until everyone in our country has read it. * *The government is now referring to our Social Security checks as a “Federal Benefit Payment.”* *This isn’t a benefit. It is our money paid out of our earned income! Not only did we all contribute to Social Security but our employers did too. It totaled 15% of our income before taxes. *** *If you averaged $30K per year over your working life, that’s close to $180,000 invested in Social Security. * *If you calculate the future value of your monthly investment in social security ($375/month, including both you and your employers contributions) at a meager 1% interest rate compounded monthly, after 40 years of working you’d have more than $1.3+ million dollars saved! * *This is your personal investment. Upon retirement, if you took out only 3% per year, you’d receive $39,318 per year, or $3,277 per month.*** *That’s almost three times more than today’s average Social Security benefit of $1,230 per month, according to the Social Security Administration. (Google it – it’s a fact).* *And your retirement fund would last more than 33 years (until you’re 98 if you retire at age 65)! I can only imagine how much better most average-income people could live in retirement if our government had just invested our money in low-risk interest-earning accounts.* *Instead, the folks in Washington pulled off a bigger *Ponzi scheme* than Bernie Madoff ever did. * *They took our money and used it elsewhere. They forgot (oh yes, they knew) that it was OUR money they were taking. They didn’t have a referendum to ask us if we wanted to lend the money to them. And they didn’t pay interest on the debt they assumed. And recently they’ve told us that the money won’t support us for very much longer. (Isn’t it funny that they NEVER say this about welfare payments?) *** *But is it our fault they misused our investments? And now, to add insult to injury, they’re calling it a *benefit*, as if we never worked to earn every penny of it.* *Just because they borrowed the money, doesn’t mean that our investments were a charity!* *Let’s take a stand. We have earned our right to Social Security and Medicare. Demand that our legislators bring some sense into our government.* *Find a way to keep Social Security and Medicare going for the sake of that 92% of our population who need it.* *Then call it what it is: Our Earned Retirement Income. * *99% of people won’t forward this. Will you?* *You can bet I WILL!!!*


comics – Check This Out.

Author: , October 3rd, 2016

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Hillary and The Law

Author: , September 11th, 2016

Word for word from the Cornell Law Library Former United States Attorney General Michael Mukasey tells MSNBC that not only is Hillary Clinton’s private email server illegal, it “disqualifies” her from holding any federal office. Very specifically points to one federal law, Title 18. Section 2071. For those of us who do not have United States Code committed to memory, here’s what it says: “(a) Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both. (b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term “office” does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.” Yes, it explicitly states “shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.” Shouldn’t voters know that? The media won’t tell them. So it’s up to us. Can you help hold Hillary accountable? Pass this on, please.